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Running Sal
My name's Running Sal and I've never been caught.

The Shards of Broken Magic
Very short scene in which a sorceress looses control of her magic with devastating consequences.

Coal
Your friends dare you to spend a night in the abandonded coal mine, but a steep fall and a brush with evil change your prospects.

Macgillicuddy
A good-natured but scheeming chamberlain plots to save his lord from his own enthusiasm.

In A Perfect World
An angel invites a human to spend the evening with him at one of the city's finest taverns.

Zan: Case Report, by Alaanay Fenimar
Morrowind fanfiction. Zan: adventurer, spy and saviour of Vaardenfell. Loved and praised by all. But her life is hardly perfect and Alaanay is sent to write a case report on her progress.

As yet untitled
The whole thing is about an assassin (Zarkia, my leading lady), well i dont want to give too much away.
This is the opening scene where she's getting ready to leave the backwater port shs's docked in. (god i suck at writing blurbs)

Captive
A drug smuggler finds herself in the hands of the city guards while under the influence of her own stock.
I like this one, though the end really needs more work.

Oak
A short tale about a witches familiar who has taken a simple lie a few (hundred) steps too far.
This piece isn't bad, is not exactly good - but its readable if you are really bored and have nothing better to do.

A Winter's Tale
Two cats, stranded in exile try to eek out a living on the side of a mountian.
DO NOT READ this unless you are exceptionally bored, or want to cringe at some really, really bad prose. I stuck this one up so you could compare one of my first works with my recent stuff.

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Quotes

Treasure Planet
To mew and blabber about a treasure map in front of this particular crew shows a level of ineptitude that borders on the imbecillic, and I mean that in a very caring way.
- Capt. Amelia

Morrowind
You n'wah. Die swit.
- Random Dunmer

No, you have no manners.
- Random Dunmer

Legend
Gump - A mortal laid hands on a unicorn. Jack! (skip to the end of that scene)
Jack - What I did is done, but i did it for love.
Gump - Love? Well love is a different story.
- Dialogue

The Lord Of The Rings
Are you frightened? Not nearly frightened enough.
- Aragorn

The Lion King
Simba - Hey uncle scar, guess what?
Scar - I despise guessing games.
Simba - My father just showed me the entire kingdom and one day i'm gonna rule it all. heh heh.
Scar - Oh goodie. Well sorry for not leaping for joy, bad back you know.
Simba - Hey uncle Scar? When I'm king what'll that make you?
Scar - A monkey's uncle.
Simba - You're so weird.
Scar - You have no idea. So your father showed you the entire kingdom? He didn't tell you what's beyond that rise of the northern border.
Simba - Well no. He said I can't go there.
Scar - And he's absolutely right. Its far too dangerous, only the bravest lions go there.
Sibma - Well I'm brave. Whats out there?
Scar - Oh Simba, I simply couldn't tell you.
Simba - Awh, why not?
Scar - I'm only looking out for the well being of my favourite nephew.
Simba - Yea right, I'm your only nephew.
Scar - All the more reason for me to be protective. An elephant graveyard is no place for a young prince.
Sibma - An elephant what? Woah!
Scar - Oh dear I've said too much. Well you would have found out sooner or later, what with you being so clever and all. Oh but promise me one thing. Promise you'll never visit that dredful place.
Simba - No problem
Scar - There's a good lad. You run along now and have fun. But remember, its our little secret.
- Dialogue

The Fifth Element
AZIZ LIGHT. Much better thank you Aziz.
-The Professor

Korben - She just woke up, started speaking this bizarre language.
Cornelius - Its not bizarre, its the divine language. Spoken throughout the universe before time was time. He... he's a she.
Korben - You noticed that, huh?
- Dialogue

Interview with the Vampire
I do not think you comprehend what good is.
-Armand

The Princess Bride
Ha ha, you fool. You fell victim to one of the classic blunders. The most famous of which is never get involved in a land war in Asia. But only slightly less well known is this; never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line. Hahahahah Hahaha ha ha h... (he keels over dead)
-Vessinni

Matrix
Which would make you wonder about a lot of things. Take chicken for example. Maybe they couldn't figure out what chicken tastes like, which is why chicken tastes like everything.
- Mouse